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Kidnapping timeline
February 2007 - G5Jam and Sonnet Host Card last seen by local WiebeTech employee in Warehouse.
March 2, 2007 - WiebeTech receives a cryptic message and a photograph of a possible suspect. WiebeTech, though saddened, refuses to cooperate.
View Ransom Note
View Suspect
March 5, 2007 - working on a hunch, a company insider begins a private investigation of the missing G5Jam and compares original sales collateral material to photo of primary suspect. Based on Forensic analysis, PI suspects an inside job.
View original marketing photo
March 9, 2007 - All WiebeTech end users are alerted to the news of the missing G5Jam.
March 12, 2007 - WiebeTech customer sights G5Jam in UK without Sonnet Card. Blurry image of product with possible suspect captured on surveillance. Latest image of suspect is compared to existing evidence.
View Sighting
March 13 2007 - Company insider, armed with considerable evidence as to whereabouts of the missing equipment, executes a sting operation to retrieve the G5Jam. The operation fails. The suspect escapes without positive ID and the G5Jam is found mutilated.
March 14, 2007 - WiebeTech pays an exorbitant fee to repair the deceased equipment in preparation for an open casket service.
At 2 pm Central Standard Time, G5Jam is laid to rest in a small ceremony outside the WiebeTech warehouse. A short eulogy was read by CEO James Wiebe and memorials were read aloud followed by the dispersion of G5Jam UPC labels and SKUs. Bagpipes provided by Nathanael Harvey.
View Photographs and Movie
G5Jam has served us well - for alternate storage options, we recommend SilverSATA
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April 28, 2008
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November 19, 2007
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