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ToughBit - More universes means more data!
ToughBit may look like WiebeTech's popular ToughTech storage enclosure, but ToughBit only holds 1 bit of information; a zero or a one. It's all about compression.
So how do you store all of your precious internet downloads and powerpoint presentations? You already have! You (or a reasonable facsimile of yourself) did it in a parallel universe and all you have to do now is obtain those bits in the right order.
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When you hook up your ToughBit, an infinite number of parallel versions of yourself have already hooked up a ToughBit and your ToughBit joins a network of an infinite number of ToughBits. Obtaining access to the infinite number of zeros and ones means any file is ready before you even know you want it.
At WiebeTech, we abuse quantum mechanics all the time. So it's no wonder we're the first to accidentally trip over what we call QuantumCompression - the ultimate in multiuniversal compression.
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How do we do it? We're not going to tell you. Sure, we could make up something about rerouting EPS conduits through the main deflector dish to create an inverse gamma radiation field - thereby changing the gravitational constant of the company. But that's not the type of people we are. Seriously.
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WARNING - ToughBit may or may not be a danger to spacetime and/or the fabric of the universe(s) - we can't be sure. Attempting to read data from a parallel dimenion's ToughBit changes the bit, thus the universe, you're trying to access.
April Fools!
This product isn't real - it was an April Fools 2006 joke.
We sell premium quality drive enclosures, RAID systems, and hard drive docks for computer techs and forensic investigators.
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