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Don't let them get their hands on your old drive,
without making sure they'll love it.
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Magnetic Force Microscope (MFM) view of perpendicular bits taken care of at their source. |
Modern Solution for an Age Old Problem
WiebeTech's Research and Development department has created an exciting new way to erase your hard drive. After the success of Drive eRazer, engineers vowed to create a method of getting rid of data at the source -- right at the root.
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Science has never been so smooth
After millions of dollars in research, they found the answer in an unlikely place. We call them Paramagnetic Microblades. These evolved blades, when hooked up in series with one another, create higher local magnetic susceptibility. What this means to you is that the data goes away cleaner, and it stays away longer.
Defeat 5 O'Clock Data
It's all too common. After a long day you come home from work, and there it is - data on your hard drive. Sure, she might say random binary bits are ok with her, but shouldn't you both experience the smoothest drive media possible?
Meet Drive Razer - bit shaver
Available in two versions, Drive Razer will provide the closest bit shave possible - and without razer burn. Drive Razer mini, your bit shave when you're away from home, and Drive Razer, your every day bit shave.
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BitLift
The design team went a step further. We know you're probably not a caveman, and because of this you demand comfort while shaving. The contoured grip, we call "the handle", will rest easily in your hand. The other end "the blade" applies gently but firmly to the disk platter. Then, the microblades take over. As you move Drive Razer around the drive, you'll experience BitLift - a second microblade which lifts the bits, as another cuts it away where it grows.
Drive Razer mini - Gaussian Fields Galore
Did we mention it had Microblades? We should probably mention microblades one more time. They polarize as they cut! For futher safety, a hidden button will produce a 20 foot radius electromagnetic pulse (EMP) - because you can never be too sure.
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STEP 1:
Remove Drive Cover
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STEP 2:
Apply Magnetic Gel
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STEP 3:
Shave
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STEP 2
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STEP 3
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April Fools!
This product isn't real. If you really want to erase a hard drive, you should probably check out Drive eRazer
We sell premium quality drive enclosures, RAID systems, and hard drive docks for computer techs and forensic investigators.
For the normal site, click here.
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